

The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed Jules: It's not, like, great right now. Rue: Uh, would you like to go with us, Jules? Rue: Okay, well, then, how are you gonna get home? Jules: I don't know. Lexi: Jules, you're soaking wet, and really drunk. No, it's just 'cause you're not dancing with me. Jules: Rue! What's wrong? Lexi: I think we're gonna head out. I'm a burden, and it is what it is, and it's embarrassing, and it's stupid, but, um, it's true. Do you think this stuff affects them? Even if they don't know it? The Next Episode Kat: What is, like, your weird fascination with me? I don't get it. Nothing in high school lasts forever.Ĭal: Boys. Rue: All I know is, life is not a Nicholas Sparks novel.Īli: I think you're missing my point, Rue. But honestly, who gives a shit? There's nothing more powerful than a fat girl who doesn't give a fuck. I spent my whole life afraid people were going to find out that I was fat. Tried to hide from guys who might whisper to their friend under their breath as I walked by. Kat: What I realized is that, like, my whole life, all I’ve tried to do is take up less space. But I can't do both, because Jules won't have me. And you know what would be better? Jules and Fentanyl. There's not a thing on planet Earth that compares to Fentanyl. ' 03 Bonnie and Clyde Rue: But honestly, the best thing I've ever had is Fentanyl. Jules: I have no intention of, like, hurting you or anything. Cal: 'Cause if this ever came out, I'd lose everything. I'm begging you, pleading with you, please don't.I know you already told your friend. Look, I know you have the power to ruin my life right now. Plus, that was before she fell for Tyler, like, hard, like, really hard.Ĭal: Hey.

She even said it to her once, which was probably a mistake, for, like, a lot of reasons. How they'd live together in some shitty New York apartment, and maybe date other people, but always sleep in the same bed. And although she had never really been in a relationship or even in, like, love, she imagined spending the rest of her life with her. 'Cause that was the night she met her new best friend.


That none of it was real, and if it was, how did it matter? It's not like her body ever really belonged to her in the first place.
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She was just a character in a book or a movie or a show. Rue: And whenever anything got too uncomfortable.Jules would just imagine that she wasn't really herself, and this wasn't really her life. II Rue: When Jules was eleven years old, her mother took her on a road trip.Īllan: Are you making any friends? Jules: Not really. Kat: All I know is that most guys are, like, weird, gross, and fucking pathetic. I'm just saying I really, really, really like him. That Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson of One Direction were secretly fucking. But what made her famous was her story, "The First Night," a 7,000-word fic that was largely credited with starting the "Larry Stylinson" conspiracy theory. She was known for her AU crossovers and her consistent NC-17 ratings. By the year's end, she had become one of the most prolific smut writers on Tumblr. Rue: The summer before high school she started writing fan fiction. Made You Look Rue: Real love is when you can't exist without someone, when you'd rather die than be apart, and the whole world goes dark, and nothing else matters but the person standing in front of you. But, anyway, the point is, he had, like, a bunch of pills. A state-issued nurse would come by every day for two hours, and she'd, legit, just play Candy Crush on her phone. Rue: I used to take care of my dad after school because my mom had to take a second job to cover the medical bills. Jules: Didn't you just get out of rehab? Rue: Yeah. I made a new best friend and for the first time since getting out of rehab, I was feeling good about the world. Rue: It was the first day of school, and my heart was racing. Jules: What? Rue: Wanna get high? Stuntin' Like My Daddy Cal: What are you doing? Nate: Nothing, I just came to. You guys don't care as much about the rules. And if you were to click on the 20 most popular videos on Porn Hub right now, this is basically what you'd see:Ĭal: I'm envious of your generation, you know. Rue: Now, I know this looks disturbing, but for real, I promise you, this does not end in a rape. Not because I want it, but because they do. If I could be a different person, I promise you, I would. Rue: I know a lot of you probably hate me right now, and I get it. Season 1 Pilot Rue: What, you think 'cause I went to rehab, I stayed clean? Fezco: I mean, ain't that the point? 3.1 Trying to Get to Heaven Before They Close the Door.1.7 The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed.
